Wednesday, August 17, 2005

More Beefcake for my female readers

Here's David as Mitch, the buff lifeguard who use to drive a bitchin' talking car but didn't pick up nearly as many chicks...

And here's David desecrating the memory of Nick Fury, Agent of SHIELD. I think his next line after coming around the corner is, "Dude, where's my car?" But maybe I'm wrong.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Scroll down for the real David Hasselhoff

Holy Mother Eph said...

Gag-ola. Your choice of beefcake is Grade F in my opinion.

Anonymous said...

Give an example of the real beef

jrf said...

HME;
It's mostly a joke.

Maybe not entirely, but mostly.

I am, however, thinking of starting a somewhat more serious regular feature: Real He-Men Heroes. First member of this hall of fame? Steve McQueen, of course.

Who's for staying with the comical Beefcake?

Who's for starting Real He-Men Heroes?

Anonymous said...

Only if you include John Belushi, John Candy, Chris Farley & Orson Wells.

Anonymous said...

Frankly, I'm most disturbed by how much David Hasselhoff looks like Nick Fury in that picture.

But, of course, everyone knows that Nick Fury really looks like Samuel L. Jackson.

Anonymous said...

By all that you hold holy in this world and the next -- David Hasselhoff is NOT Nick Fury!!

I know Nick Fury. I worked with Nick Fury. He and I drank all the cheap sake in a Saigon bar one night back in the Sixties. He was working black ops cross border operations into Cambodia trying to stem the flow of Chicom equipment to Mr. Charles. Lonzo, Wade, Snake Eyes and I were young stud LRRPs with badass reputations. Col. Fury sheepdipped us to him for a couple of raids and then showed us the time of our lives on some SHIELD funded R&R as a token of his thanks.

He was a tough as nails SOB.

Anonymous said...

What kind of comment could be so disgraceful and disgusting that it would have to be removed from a blog like this?

jrf said...

It was an advertisement.

Holy Mother Eph said...

You should probably stick with the comedic beef. Women aren't as visually stimulated anyway, so a picture of some oiled muscular guy in a loin cloth is fun, but it's a lot more fun for a gay guy who could actually use it for something. My love life is pretty good. I'd rather have some laughs.

Holy Mother Eph said...

Anonymous...I have mentioned before a certain celebrity who somewhat personifies the type of guy I like. My husband looks and acts a lot like Mr. Ben Affleck. Goofy guys are cute and sexy. There is a lot more than that to my husband, of course. He is what I consider filet mignon.

jrf said...

You know, lots of you have protested the inclusionof beefcake. But I notice that it receives many more comments than my intriguing story about Musashi and Munenori. Heck, it even receives more comment than the pretty cheesecake of Peta Wilson.

It's statistics like this that keep Big Brother and other crappy reality TV shows on the air. Everyone hates them, but we all keep watching...