Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Magnum Force!

I recently learned that some drip in Hollywood is planning a Magnum P.I. movie. Please, for all you hold holy, don't do it.
I loved watching Magnum. I became a fan watching afternoon reruns of the show. It was a goofy little show in some ways, but it was a lot of fun. But how can anyone possibly update this tv show? The best part of the show was the background of the characters. They were all best friends who were deeply impacted by their experience in Vietnam. They were Navy (and Marine Corps) vets.
I fear that a new movie will either have Ben Stiller as a comedic Thomas Magnum, or Colin Farrell as an all-action Magnum, private investigator. If they keep the characters as Vietnam vets, it will be a cheesy nostalgia trip with too many 80's kitsch gags. If they try to update the movie, the characters will all be Desert Storm vets, Magnum will be a killer Navy SEAL able to disable a man with his pinkie.

Actually, Magnum was allowed to wear the "Budweiser" with his Navy dress uniform. See the top photo. That big, eagle shaped badge on his chest is the SEAL Trident Qualification badge. The show made it very clear that Magnum had been an intelligence officer in the Navy. They never explained why Magnum was awarded the "Budweiser," but it was implied that he operated extensively in the field so it isn't a great stretch to believe he either received UDT/SEAL training, or was somehow grandfathered into the badge when it was commissioned by the Navy in the late Seventies.

I know, I know... you think it was probably a wardrobe department mistake and I'm making too much of it. Rubbish. This was a Donald Belisario show -- the guy who gave us JAG and NCIS -- and Belisario was a Navy vet. He wouldn't allow a mistake like that. No way. No how. Navy sailors all know what it takes to earn the SEAL Trident Qualification badge. And Magnum was wearing it on the show long before the SEALs hit the pop culture lottery and everyone and their mother had heard of them. But SEAL training or not, Magnum was never a superman. He was beaten up, ambushed, disarmed, out-fought, and physically embarrassed at least as often as he wasn't. But Magnum did show the one universal trait of SEALs, real or fictional: he never, ever, gave up.

And in a new movie, would we get a classic Ferrari, or an update?

Julie Benz aka Darla

It was recently brought to my attention that I had not posted any decent cheesecake. My readers were disturbed that I posted pictures of "The Hoff" with puppies, but no beautiful ladies.
Sorry about that.
Julie Benz played Darla, the first vampire seen in the Buffy the Vampire Slayer tv series (which was, of course, the greatest tv show of all time -- excpet maybe for The Sopranos.) I apologize that I was unable to find a nice phot of her in the Catholic School Girl uniform she was wearing at the time.
Darla had a relatively short-lived role in Buffy, but it was extremely important. Darla was the vampire who bite Buffy's true love, Angel, and turned him into a monster. Darla tried to ace Buffy with a nifty pair of chrome-plated SIG-Sauer pistols, but Buffy literally dusted the vampiress.
But you can't keep a good sexy vampiress down, and Darla was brought back to deliciously evil life on the spin-off series Angel where Darla vamped her way through a few more seasons. On Angel, she was allowed to wear more sophisticated clothing and slink through LA. We also got to see her in historical flashbacks, which gave her even more costume choices.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Chuck Norris Facts

Did you know that every time an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger airs in France, France surrenders to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side?


Well, did you know that bullets dodge Chuck Norris?


Well how about this: When the Boogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

If you still have lots to learn about Chuck Norris, then visit this website. It presents many "unknown" facts about this manliest of manly men.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.