Did you know that every time an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger airs in France, France surrenders to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side?No?
Well, did you know that bullets dodge Chuck Norris?
No?
Well how about this: When the Boogeyman goes to bed at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
If you still have lots to learn about Chuck Norris, then visit this website. It presents many "unknown" facts about this manliest of manly men.
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
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did u know that to pay for protection, the french decided to bribe chuck with some authentic french rifles? the selling point was that the rifles had never been fired and only dropped once.
I almost bought some French Tanks. But they had 3 speed reverse and one speed foward. I asked why they had one speed foward and was told, "Incase we are attacked from behind".
He is good, but not better than me.
Bask in the warm, wholesome goodness that is Chuck Norris.
Too much "wholesome goodness" tends to make me queasy...
:~
Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker's real father.
One time while sparring with Wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
Chuck auditioned for Dancing With the Stars performing a little number he called "The Roundhouse Rumba".
well, i heard that ole chuckie thought that he had a pubic hair..... but then it pissed.
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