Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Girl of a Thousand Faces


Oh yeah, Jennifer Garner is pregnant with Ben Affleck's child. The world trembles.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Elektra: a Greek, female, ninja assassin -- dressed in skintightleather! That is so hot. Can you get me her number?

Anonymous said...

That's some chin you have there, Jenny.

Anonymous said...

The article should read " We are saddened to report that Jennifer Garner, star of ABC's "Alias" and several motion pictures, carries the spawn of Ben Affleck."

Anonymous said...

How about, "We are saddened to report jennifer Garner, star of ABC's 'Alias' will no longer be able to wear middriff bearing outfits like the one pictured here."

Anonymous said...

arghhhhhhhhhhh!!!! The agony. On the plus side they'll get bigger!!

Anonymous said...

Ev'rybody sing!

"Jenny Garner is pregnant/With my two headed love child!"

Holy Mother Eph said...

Long ago I had many fantasies(pg-rated, mind you) of Ben Affleck and I on an island, after a shipwreck on a little boat called the Mimi.

Anonymous said...

Hubba hubba