It's not a day early... It's up in time for everyone to enjoy El Capitan Mexico through all of Cinco de Mayo.
As I'm sure you all know, Cinco de Mayo celebrates Mexican independence from France. Yes, France. France owned Mexico once. And France is so pathetic that even the Mexicans can defeat them in a war.
It's true! I swear it.
Anyway, El Capitan Mexico asks you all to enjoy a cerveza, tequila, or margarita on Cinco de Mayo. Gracias!