Sunday, April 23, 2006

For Gene Simmons (No Relation)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Greetings GAPO(Great and Powerful Oz, for the unwashed), I hope this finds you well. I deeply regret my long absence but I have been on a well deserved vacation. I am deeply touched and honored that you would devote a header on your site in my nane. I must sadly report, however, that I have already donned the worshipful shinobi shozuku with negative results, and have abandonded it. Chicks don't seem to understand nor dig it(ecspecially in a romantic setting)Who knows, maybe I am dating the wrong women. Any way, thanks for the thought.
Now, about my vacation. I spent 3 weeks and some change following my nephew's semi-garage band, The Fuxtik Meddlers, around the mid west on a tour of strip clubs and other type dives. They are a copy band of sorts. Some of the places we went to were seedy enough to temp and test my martial arts prowess and only a few stiches later have I learned that the path never ends. I need some work. Seems that you have to be at a job awhile before you "earn" 3 weeks of vacation. Who new? Needless to say, my illustrious food service career has come to an abrupt end and I am once again an unfettered training machine. I am still working on the stretch machine but it is kinda tight in the tent. Plus I gotta keep moving from park to park. But save that.... I am continuing to train. I am, however, having some trouble understanding some of the lingo I encounter on the move. Any help with the following phrases would be helpful. "Meatpie"... "catcher".... and "glory hole". Thanks again for the mention on your site. The libary is closing. I gotta go.

Anonymous said...

Mr. Simmons,

You may want to be wary of sharing your campsite with anyone who points out that "a pancake ain't done until you flip it."