Ultimate Nick Fury bears an uncanny resemblance to Samuel L. Jackson. Go figure.
Mego-style Nick Fury
The Nick Fury SHIELD Needle Gun, designed by Jim Steranko
The best Nick Fury was the Angelina Jolie version in the
Sky Captain movie. (Just Kidding.)
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And let's not forget David Hasselhoff's gruff turn as Col. Fury. To prepare for the role, he stayed constipated for over a week. And yes, that's Lisa Rina as his sidekick Val. You remember her, she was also on Dancing with the Stars.
Hasselhoff is his generation's Shatner. He'll have a major comeback someday.
5 comments:
Nick Fury's secret shame is that he put his own eye out with a shrimp fork at a diplomatic dinner. He was demonstrating sentry removal techniques in a foolhardy attempt to pick up Russian babes when he slipped on a table scrap. True story.
The only Nick Fury that frightens me is Hasselhoff. Only because of the previously displayed photo with the puppies.
Why doesn't the Hoff keep the patch on the same eye?
Nick Fury frigthens me, help! Thatswhy i have trained kuroi ryu ninjitsu with sensei arie van den akker. I hope it helps.
Troll.
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