I still haven't seen Batman Begins, but why should that prevent me from blogging about it?
I wasn't sold on the new Batmobile. I was a fan of the Michael Keaton and Tim Burton monstrosity (especially the twin-linked .50 Browning machine guns). Still, I thought the process the film makers went through to construct a new, strangely believable Batmobile was interesting. I know Shinobi.wind probably likes the iconic '60's version. It was cool too.
8 comments:
2 mentions in a week, WOW!
After sending your transmissions to my experts, I have received an analysis which purports to identify the mysterious Shinobi.wind.
My security staff has advised me to be circumspect in revealing the identity of the Shinobi.wind. They recommend asking the Shinobi.wind if he is familiar with the length of the Pon'far cycle? A correct answer to this trivia question will confirm the identity of the Shinobi.wind for JRF and his crack team of analysts.
Who is this so-called "shinobi.wind?" What charlatan hides behind such a name?
The shinobi are not wind that blows quickly through leaving no trace of their passing, and taking nothing with it. Shinobi have the power of a Storm, and the stealth of a Shadow. That is where the true power of the shinobi lies.
Shinobi.wind!
You are a coward who hides in the strands of the world wide web. Show yourself!
The Pon'far is 7 years. JRF approached me last night and identified me. I am proud to say that he passed this test. If tommy arashikage is as smart as he thinks, perhaps he can identify which weapons are part of the Pon'far challenge: On'wun, Koyoketsu Shoge, Bat'leth, Learpa and Kusari Fundo.
I anxiously await young tommy arashikage's reply.
Fool! Your knowledge of Star Trek trivia wastes valuable time better spent learning to use your shoge and kusari fundo -- true weapons of the ninja.
These Vulcan and Klingon weapons are props to scare children, not true tools of battle. Anyone with rudimentary knowledge of the Internet could google your silly terms to meet your pathetic challenge. Be willing to face me as a man -- not as a costumed clown at a sci-fi convention.
Young tommy arashikage,
You should seek the council of a licensed therapist. You need anger management and something for these delusions of adequacy. However, JRF now knows my identity and if you wanted to meet over a friendly beer, I will welcome your presence.
Righteous anger is to be channeled, not managed. I have no delusions to speak of. My words are born from confidence in my skill, and faith in the teachings of my ancestors.
Beer is for weak Westerners. Sake is the drink of true men and warriors.
Post a Comment