From my latest Entertainment Weekly:
"Former Buffy the Vampire Slayer star Nicholas Brendan, 38, was arrested for felony vandalism March 17. The actor reportedly damaged property as he tried to flee LA police officers and was shot with a Taser gun. He was released on $20,000 bail."
Or do you plan to blame this on your evil twin? And, BTW, this would never happen to Nick Fury.