Sunday, July 23, 2006

Thought for the Day

Thank you, God
for standing by me
so far this day.
With your help, I haven't
been impatient, grumpy
or judgmental
But...
I'll be getting
Out of bed soon,
and I'll be needing
Your help even more.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

Anonymous said...

In church, a pastor was leading the house in prayer. He said, "God, please protect your believers, and deliver us from sin." Chuck Norris stood up and said, "What have you done for me lately?"