Pfff. You people don't know badass.
I am surprised that some "serious" reviewers keep saying that it is "closer to the original Robert E. Howard" stories than the 1982 Arnold outing. I guess "closer" is a relative term.
So I invited Robert E. Howard to come down here and tell us in his own words how he would describe his greatest character.
[mumbles] "butter on a hot skillet..." [mumbles]
Okay! See you all next time.