Wednesday, May 31, 2006

First Time Ever! Blue Prints for a Cloak of Invisibility!

And now, for the first time ever! I will reveal the ancient ninja secrets and provide you with the secret blueprints for a cloak of invisibility. Please study them carefully:
































And that's how to do it folks. Use this arcane knowledge wisely.
(Yes, this was revealed to me by the great Ashida Kim.)

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

I touched the screen and could feel the message being burned into me. Very profound.

Anonymous said...

All future dicussion of this matter will be conducted in the Cone of Silence!

Anonymous said...

But Max, you know that the Cone of Silence is not working this week!

Anonymous said...

Don't make fun the Cone of Silence is real. We make them. Actually we make two versions here at Interface Electronics

Anonymous said...

First they steal the idea for cell phones from us and now this, whats next.

I know that James Doohan and Don Adams are rolling in their graves.

Anonymous said...

Does anybody still make "Bat Sleep" or "Bat Wake"?

We could use these products to get HME into the secret ninja training camp.

Holy Mother Eph said...

Is it really necessary to use those gaseous drugs on me when it would be much easier to just tie the Batkerchief on my eyes? And if drugs are your choice, why not use Dr. Cassandra's Camouflage Pills instead of a cloak?

Anonymous said...

You're good.

Anonymous said...

I assure you that "Bat Sleep" and "Bat Wake" are safe when used as directed.