YO! It’s the green machine --Gonna rock the town without bein’ seen
Have you ever seen a turtle
Get Down? --
Slammin’ Jammin’ to the new swing sound
Yeah, everybody let’s move --
Vanilla is here with the new Jack Groove
Gonna rock, and roll this place --
With the power of the ninja turtle bass
Iceman, ya know I’m not playin’ --
Devistate the show while the turtles are sayin:
Chorus:
Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO
Lyrics, fill in the gap --
Drop that bass and get the NINJA RAP
Feel it, if you know what I mean --
Give it up for those heroes in green
Just flowin, smooth with the power --
Kickin’ it up, hour after hour
Cause in this life there’s only one winner --
You better aim good so you can hit the center
In it to win it, with a team of four --
Ninja Turtles that you gotta adore it’s the:
Chorus:
Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!
GO GO GO
Go Ninja, Go Ninja, GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
Go Ninja, Go Ninja. GO; Go Ninja, Go ninja, GO!
GO GO GO GO
Villians, you better run and hide --
Because one day you might not slide
Choose your weapon but don’t slip --
Vanilla’s in control with the flex of the mic grip
Rockin’ the crowd the way it should be rocked --
With the Miami drop that you like alot
Hittin like a Ninja Turtle when the bass kicks in --
You better check your level
The power of the Ninja is strong --
Fightin’ all the crooks until they’re all out cold
Tell me the story, tell me the legend
Tell me the tales of war
Tell me just one time,
What it was like before
Bring me the feeling, right in that moment
When a heart for battle cries
Find me the treasure where the legend lies.
If I were a noble ancient knight
I’d stand by jour side to rule and fight
It will always feel the same
When I call out your name.
Ninja survive, in dreams I walk by your side
Ninja survive, with you there’s no need to hide.
A handful of sayings are more than a reason
For me to feel this way
I’d like to be near you
Maybe for just one day
So tell me the legend, tell me the story
Tell me the tales of war
Tell me just one time
What it was like before.
Well, I never claimed to have taste...
8 comments:
I did not steal "do do do, du-du do-doot" from David Bowie and Queen
Did you really use those photos with those lyrics? OK, you did. But why....????
Kaizen,
I did.
It's called a juxtaposition.
Bonus points to anyone who:
a. knows any of the students names in the pictures.
b. can spot and explain any and all kuji in the pictures.
c. has ever challenged Ashida Kim
Stop right there.
Long time readers will remember that I challenged Ashida Kim myself. However, I told him that my kung fu is so much better than his that he would have to pay me a non-refundable appearance fee of an outrageous amount.
So there.
Thou shalt not besmirch the name of Ashida!!! The dealiest most cunning and talented ninja that the pacific rim ever produced. His poison fist reaches allwho seek it.
Darth Maier,
I thought I smelled your foul stench...
If anyone around here knows about poison fists, it's you. You're just glad you avoided Bubba's poison fist by not going to the joint.
Be careful about complimenting Ashida Kim in such a way. Tommy Arshikage still lurks around here, and we all know how jealous he is of other fictional ninja masters.
Ahh yes, it is true that I am indeed a Sith apprentice who loves the smell of bubblegum and baby powder. But make no mistake...... Like the brave 300 at Thermopolae, I too fight naked with a bright red cape.
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