The article should read " We are saddened to report that Jennifer Garner, star of ABC's "Alias" and several motion pictures, carries the spawn of Ben Affleck."
How about, "We are saddened to report jennifer Garner, star of ABC's 'Alias' will no longer be able to wear middriff bearing outfits like the one pictured here."
Elektra: a Greek, female, ninja assassin -- dressed in skintightleather! That is so hot. Can you get me her number?
ReplyDeleteThat's some chin you have there, Jenny.
ReplyDeleteThe article should read " We are saddened to report that Jennifer Garner, star of ABC's "Alias" and several motion pictures, carries the spawn of Ben Affleck."
ReplyDeleteHow about, "We are saddened to report jennifer Garner, star of ABC's 'Alias' will no longer be able to wear middriff bearing outfits like the one pictured here."
ReplyDeletearghhhhhhhhhhh!!!! The agony. On the plus side they'll get bigger!!
ReplyDeleteEv'rybody sing!
ReplyDelete"Jenny Garner is pregnant/With my two headed love child!"
Long ago I had many fantasies(pg-rated, mind you) of Ben Affleck and I on an island, after a shipwreck on a little boat called the Mimi.
ReplyDeleteHubba hubba
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