It's not a day early... It's up in time for everyone to enjoy El Capitan Mexico through all of Cinco de Mayo.
As I'm sure you all know, Cinco de Mayo celebrates Mexican independence from France. Yes, France. France owned Mexico once. And France is so pathetic that even the Mexicans can defeat them in a war.
It's true! I swear it.
Anyway, El Capitan Mexico asks you all to enjoy a cerveza, tequila, or margarita on Cinco de Mayo. Gracias!
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Whoa. No one said I would have to learn Spanish for this role.
Please learn it better than whoever in the Phoenix Suns Marketing office thought "Los Suns" was Spanish for "The Suns."
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