Happy Earth Day!

It's a beautiful day here on planet Earth...

I know you won't believe this, but I just got off the phone with Saint Albert Gore, who wished me (and all of you) Earth Day Greetings! Don't forget to plant a tree today, and you really should change another incandescent lightbulb over to an energy saving Florescent bulb too.

I, in turn, thanked St. Albert for inventing the internet and asked him if during his most excellent stint in public service he had received evidence of friendly visits from other planets. After all, if they had achieved the ability to travel beyond the speed of light, surely they had mastered the protection of their delicate ecology. Unfortunately, St. Albert wasn't able to answer that question openly.

Get outside and enjoy yourselves... while you still can.