And now, for the first time ever! I will reveal the ancient ninja secrets and provide you with the secret blueprints for a cloak of invisibility. Please study them carefully:
And that's how to do it folks. Use this arcane knowledge wisely.
(Yes, this was revealed to me by the great Ashida Kim.)
I touched the screen and could feel the message being burned into me. Very profound.
ReplyDeleteAll future dicussion of this matter will be conducted in the Cone of Silence!
ReplyDeleteBut Max, you know that the Cone of Silence is not working this week!
ReplyDeleteDon't make fun the Cone of Silence is real. We make them. Actually we make two versions here at Interface Electronics
ReplyDeleteFirst they steal the idea for cell phones from us and now this, whats next.
ReplyDeleteI know that James Doohan and Don Adams are rolling in their graves.
Does anybody still make "Bat Sleep" or "Bat Wake"?
ReplyDeleteWe could use these products to get HME into the secret ninja training camp.
Is it really necessary to use those gaseous drugs on me when it would be much easier to just tie the Batkerchief on my eyes? And if drugs are your choice, why not use Dr. Cassandra's Camouflage Pills instead of a cloak?
ReplyDeleteYou're good.
ReplyDeleteI assure you that "Bat Sleep" and "Bat Wake" are safe when used as directed.
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