Sunday, December 04, 2005

Yes, You Actually Can Own Jessica Alba!

Sorry, boys. While I wouldn't lie about something as important as this, I don't mean you can take home the real thing. (Unless you're really, really charming.) So wipe up that drool.
You can have sweet and demure Jessica as Invisible Woman from Fantastic 4.
Or raunchy Jessica as Nancy the law student stripper from Sin City.
Nancy is available in Film Noir black and white or color versions.
So if you were still wondering what to ask for for Christmas, I'm sure you can still find these available on Ebay.

15 comments:

  1. Anonymous5/12/05 08:50

    Where's the "Dark Angel" action figure?

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  2. Thank you for asking about the Dark Angels!

    The Mighty Dark Angels Chapter of the Adeptus Astartes only induct the fiercest of male warriors as Space Marines.

    These selectees undergo brutal training in the use of the Holy Bolter and Sacred Chainsword. They endure the gene-therapy and advanced surgery to implant the gene-seed and supplemental organs that will turn them into superhuman warriors. They are educated in the traditions of the Chapter and the tactical dictates of the Codes Astartes through intense psycho-conditioning.

    The Mysterious Dark Angels are among the most enigmatic and solitary of the first founding Chapters and seem to follow an agenda guarded from prying eyes. The Inquisition has investigated the rumors swirling around the Dark Angels, especially their hushed use of the term "Unforgiven" to reference themselves.

    For more on the Dark Angels, visit: http://us.games-workshop.com/games/40k/spacemarines/catalog/darkangels/default.htm

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  3. Thank you for asking about the Dark Angels!

    The Mighty Dark Angels Chapter of the Adeptus Astartes only induct the fiercest of male warriors as Space Marines.

    These selectees undergo brutal training in the use of the Holy Bolter and Sacred Chainsword. They endure the gene-therapy and advanced surgery to implant the gene-seed and supplemental organs that will turn them into superhuman warriors. They are educated in the traditions of the Chapter and the tactical dictates of the Codes Astartes through intense psycho-conditioning.

    The Mysterious Dark Angels are among the most enigmatic and solitary of the first founding Chapters and seem to follow an agenda guarded from prying eyes. The Inquisition has investigated the rumors swirling around the Dark Angels, especially their hushed use of the term "Unforgiven" to reference themselves.

    For more on the Dark Angels, visit: http://us.games-workshop.com/games/40k/spacemarines/catalog/darkangels/default.htm

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  4. Thank you for asking about the Dark Angels!

    The Mighty Dark Angels Chapter of the Adeptus Astartes only induct the fiercest of male warriors as Space Marines.

    These selectees undergo brutal training in the use of the Holy Bolter and Sacred Chainsword. They endure the gene-therapy and advanced surgery to implant the gene-seed and supplemental organs that will turn them into superhuman warriors. They are educated in the traditions of the Chapter and the tactical dictates of the Codes Astartes through intense psycho-conditioning.

    The Mysterious Dark Angels are among the most enigmatic and solitary of the first founding Chapters and seem to follow an agenda guarded from prying eyes. The Inquisition has investigated the rumors swirling around the Dark Angels, especially their hushed use of the term "Unforgiven" to reference themselves.

    For more on the Dark Angels, visit: http://us.games-workshop.com/games/40k/spacemarines/catalog/darkangels/default.htm

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  5. Thank you for asking about the Dark Angels!

    The Mighty Dark Angels Chapter of the Adeptus Astartes only induct the fiercest of male warriors as Space Marines.

    These selectees undergo brutal training in the use of the Holy Bolter and Sacred Chainsword. They endure the gene-therapy and advanced surgery to implant the gene-seed and supplemental organs that will turn them into superhuman warriors. They are educated in the traditions of the Chapter and the tactical dictates of the Codes Astartes through intense psycho-conditioning.

    The Mysterious Dark Angels are among the most enigmatic and solitary of the first founding Chapters and seem to follow an agenda guarded from prying eyes. The Inquisition has investigated the rumors swirling around the Dark Angels, especially their hushed use of the term "Unforgiven" to reference themselves.

    For more on the Dark Angels, visit: http://us.games-workshop.com/games/40k/spacemarines/catalog/darkangels/default.htm

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  6. Thank you for asking about the Dark Angels!

    The Mighty Dark Angels Chapter of the Adeptus Astartes only induct the fiercest of male warriors as Space Marines.

    These selectees undergo brutal training in the use of the Holy Bolter and Sacred Chainsword. They endure the gene-therapy and advanced surgery to implant the gene-seed and supplemental organs that will turn them into superhuman warriors. They are educated in the traditions of the Chapter and the tactical dictates of the Codes Astartes through intense psycho-conditioning.

    The Mysterious Dark Angels are among the most enigmatic and solitary of the first founding Chapters and seem to follow an agenda guarded from prying eyes. The Inquisition has investigated the rumors swirling around the Dark Angels, especially their hushed use of the term "Unforgiven" to reference themselves.

    For more on the Dark Angels, visit: http://us.games-workshop.com/games/40k/spacemarines/catalog/darkangels/default.htm

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  7. Thank you for asking about the Dark Angels!

    The Mighty Dark Angels Chapter of the Adeptus Astartes only induct the fiercest of male warriors as Space Marines.

    These selectees undergo brutal training in the use of the Holy Bolter and Sacred Chainsword. They endure the gene-therapy and advanced surgery to implant the gene-seed and supplemental organs that will turn them into superhuman warriors. They are educated in the traditions of the Chapter and the tactical dictates of the Codes Astartes through intense psycho-conditioning.

    The Mysterious Dark Angels are among the most enigmatic and solitary of the first founding Chapters and seem to follow an agenda guarded from prying eyes. The Inquisition has investigated the rumors swirling around the Dark Angels, especially their hushed use of the term "Unforgiven" to reference themselves.

    For more on the Dark Angels, visit: http://us.games-workshop.com/games/40k/spacemarines/catalog/darkangels/default.htm

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  8. Thank you for asking about the Dark Angels!

    The Mighty Dark Angels Chapter of the Adeptus Astartes only induct the fiercest of male warriors as Space Marines.

    These selectees undergo brutal training in the use of the Holy Bolter and Sacred Chainsword. They endure the gene-therapy and advanced surgery to implant the gene-seed and supplemental organs that will turn them into superhuman warriors. They are educated in the traditions of the Chapter and the tactical dictates of the Codes Astartes through intense psycho-conditioning.

    The Mysterious Dark Angels are among the most enigmatic and solitary of the first founding Chapters and seem to follow an agenda guarded from prying eyes. The Inquisition has investigated the rumors swirling around the Dark Angels, especially their hushed use of the term "Unforgiven" to reference themselves.

    For more on the Dark Angels, visit: http://us.games-workshop.com/games/40k/spacemarines/catalog/darkangels/default.htm

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  9. Thank you for asking about the Dark Angels!

    The Mighty Dark Angels Chapter of the Adeptus Astartes only induct the fiercest of male warriors as Space Marines.

    These selectees undergo brutal training in the use of the Holy Bolter and Sacred Chainsword. They endure the gene-therapy and advanced surgery to implant the gene-seed and supplemental organs that will turn them into superhuman warriors. They are educated in the traditions of the Chapter and the tactical dictates of the Codes Astartes through intense psycho-conditioning.

    The Mysterious Dark Angels are among the most enigmatic and solitary of the first founding Chapters and seem to follow an agenda guarded from prying eyes. The Inquisition has investigated the rumors swirling around the Dark Angels, especially their hushed use of the term "Unforgiven" to reference themselves.

    For more on the Dark Angels, visit: http://us.games-workshop.com/games/40k/spacemarines/catalog/darkangels/default.htm

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  10. Thank you for asking about the Dark Angels!

    The Mighty Dark Angels Chapter of the Adeptus Astartes only induct the fiercest of male warriors as Space Marines.

    These selectees undergo brutal training in the use of the Holy Bolter and Sacred Chainsword. They endure the gene-therapy and advanced surgery to implant the gene-seed and supplemental organs that will turn them into superhuman warriors. They are educated in the traditions of the Chapter and the tactical dictates of the Codes Astartes through intense psycho-conditioning.

    The Mysterious Dark Angels are among the most enigmatic and solitary of the first founding Chapters and seem to follow an agenda guarded from prying eyes. The Inquisition has investigated the rumors swirling around the Dark Angels, especially their hushed use of the term "Unforgiven" to reference themselves.

    For more on the Dark Angels, visit: http://us.games-workshop.com/games/40k/spacemarines/catalog/darkangels/default.htm

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  11. Is there an echo in here?

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  12. Anonymous5/12/05 14:24

    Somebody should step away from the keyboard.

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  13. Anonymous5/12/05 15:33

    I have this incredible sense of "DE JA VU" all over again!!!

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  14. Sorry, but that doll is ugly.

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  15. Yes. It is ugly. Ironic, isn't it?

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