Why is it that you bring me the same thing every year? You know that I already have plenty of those and that I am running out of sweet young Israeli girls to give them to as stocking stuffers(bless their little hearts).
Anyway, How about something different this year..... like a Red Rider B.B. gun. I promise that I won't shoot my eye out. Again.
Dear Santa,
ReplyDeleteWhy is it that you bring me the same thing every year? You know that I already have plenty of those and that I am running out of sweet young Israeli girls to give them to as stocking stuffers(bless their little hearts).
Anyway, How about something different this year..... like a Red Rider B.B. gun. I promise that I won't shoot my eye out. Again.
DEar Santa,
ReplyDeleteCan i get one of those with the telescoping stock? I have been good this year
A telescoping stock is just one more moving part doo-hickey that breaks.
ReplyDeleteFixed stocks for better firing platforms.
Still better than the Uzi!
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