Currently, actress Melinda Clarke plays a MILF on The O.C. Now, I don't watch The O.C., but let me tell you, Ms. Clarke was never hotter than when she played Margo Vincent, the CIA Operative on the now canceled, syndicated show Soldier of Fortune, Inc.
I still get all weak in the knees thinking about Margot's versatility with a laptop or a Glock. She had social engineering skills that would take her from a Rio block party to the ballroom of the French Embassy. But she also had combat engineering skills and could blow up a damn. Ah, Margo, who could pass as fluent in several languages.
Now, you may say that Jennifer Garner is doing all this every week on network television. True, but Melinda did it believably. You could watch her shoot and strip an MP-5 like it was an H&K training video. Ms. Garner sure makes her stuff look pretty, but it's still fakery.
Besides, Jennifer doesn't have those wonderfully feline eyes...
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What is MILF?
tssssssssssssssssshmokin!!!!!!
Yeah, right. Like you perverts don't know what a MILF is...
Take it somewhere else, buddy.
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I met Margo Vincent in a hotel bar in Bangkok once. We were all there for a Fictional Covert Operatives Convention. She got into a tiff with Rosa Klebb and Jason Bourbe had to break it up. I think it ended up as a threeway. Those were some wild times, let me tell you.
That's "Bourne," you pinhead!
He must get around, I made small talk with him at an Action-Adventure Heroes Symposium about four years ago. He seemed awfully concerned about how my chainsaw would make it hard for me to blend into a crowd. I pointed out Indiana Jones in that leather jacket and fedora. We had a good chuckle about him. He never changes those clothes! All that running and jumping and fighting in deserts and jungles with a leather jacket! Whew. He's lucky to be in a crowd the way he smells...
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