"Mr. Estrada? Tom Selleck just called. He'd like his pants back."
A number of ladies who read this post cornered me in the hallway the other day to express outrage that I only post cheesecake. I promised them some Grade A Prime Beef. Here it is. More to come, ladies, more to come...
You scare me.
ReplyDeleteYou scare me.
ReplyDeleteHe's just giving the people what they asked for. If the ladies want beefcake, they should have beefcake.
ReplyDeleteB-E-E-F-C-A-K-E!!!!!
ReplyDeleteInteresting. You went for the aged beef. Are you from the Isle?
ReplyDelete"The Isle?"
ReplyDeleteIs that some codeword, like "chickenhawk," or "bear," or "glory hole?" I'm not hip to the gay underground, mister. I just respond to the ladies. When they say, "beefcake," I give them "beefcake."
Why don't you put your picture up with these? The women would say, "JRF is hot! he's not gay, is he?"
ReplyDeleteWho do you think I am? Mike S.?
ReplyDeleteI want to break free
ReplyDeleteI want to break free
I want to break free from your lies
You’re so self satisfied I don’t need you
I’ve got to break free
God knows God knows I want to break free
I’ve fallen in love
I’ve fallen in love for the first time
And this time I know it’s for real
I’ve fallen in love yeah
God knows God knows I’ve fallen in love
It’s strange but it’s true
I can’t get over the way you love me like you do
But I have to be sure
When I walk out that door
Oh how I want to be free baby
Oh how I want to be free
Oh how I want to break free
But life still goes on
I can’t get used to living without living without
Living without you by my side
I don’t want to live alone hey
God knows got to make it on my own
So baby can’t you see
I’ve got to break free
I’ve got to break free
I want to break free yeah
I want I want I want I want to break free....