Friday, November 18, 2005

Hospitallers

The Knights of the Hospital of St. John were a rival militant order of the Knights Templar. Though they were technically older than the Templars, they were originally only chartered to administer the Hospital of St. John in Jerusalem. It was not until the Templars combined the roles of warrior and monk that the Hospitallers took up arms on a professional basis.


I always thought I'd look better in black than white.


Happy Belated Birthday to...

Uncle Sam's Misguided Children
If the Army and the Navy ever gaze on Heaven's scenes, they will find the streets are guarded by United States Marines.
Every Marine a rifleman.

230 years of Semper Fi.

Thank you.

New Ninja Movie


This worries me...

Arashikage Ryu

Hooey.


Ok, check this out.

Update on Tan Like the Desert Sky

Sadly, Occam's Broadsword has learned that the film version of Chicano classic novel Tan Like The Desert Sky has been indefinitely delayed. Even more sad to say, this will probably scrap the entire production because it will be next to impossible to grab the entire cast (see archived post) again.

The reason is the sky-rocketing ratings for Benjamin Bratt's current TV show E-Ring. Bratt plays a Delta Force operator doing his career-ticket punching stint at the Pentagon. Every week, he manages to find a way to get out from behind his desk and return to the daring-do that Delta Force operators live for. I'm guessing whoever signs-off on Bratt's DoD travel vouchers is a transferred bureaucrat who use to sign-off on the FBI travel vouchers for Mulder and Scully... Anyway, pretty-boy Bratt can't find room in his shooting schedule to squeeze in his role as Victor Castillo, hero of TLTDS.

I can't say as I blame him, after all, Victor doesn't get to play with guns.

Delta Force, the real deal...
Delta Force, the real deal...
Delta Force, the reel deal. Damn, he's pretty.

Carla Gugino



OK, I'm about the only person who's been watching Threshold because I'm somewhat interested in the story. Everybody else has been watching the show because of Carla. If, like me, you're a Carla Gugino fan and haven't seen her in Sin City (and believe me, you SEE her), rent this Robert Rodriguez screen gem right away. You'll never forget her performance for sooooo many reasons...
Unfortunately, Threshold has been swapped with the extremely tepid Close to Home. I use to watch Carla battle aliens while painting my WH40K Black Templars on Friday nights. Now, I'm stuck with suburban legal drama. Boring.

Ninja Girl, or Find a Date for Tommy...

Ok, but a little one dimensional...
Okay, but still not quite right. We're looking for a little more flesh and blood for Tommy.
Now we're talking! She even looks like she knows more than she's letting on about ninja powers.
This one, looks like she knows nothing about ninja, but does it matter?

Uh, oh....

I should've learned not to make fun of an Arashikage Ninja Master...
Ouch

Sunday, November 06, 2005

They're coming...




Good Poster, Bad Movie

For Tommy

US Army ACU uniforms

The US Army announced they would be getting new uniforms late last year. But they only recently started appearing in discernable numbers. You may have even spotted a few on soldiers deployed for Hurricane Katrina Relief and wondered who those guys were that wandered in from the set of a Sci-Fi movie.
The new uniform is actually very different from the BDUs that have been around since 1983. Obviously the camo patter has been changed from earth tone splotches to these grey and khaki tones in a digital pattern. (The US Marines went to an earth tone digital pattern a couple of years ago, and the Army was immediately jealous.)
You may find it hard to see, but the pockets have also been rearranged. There are now large pockets on the upper sleeves that allow storage accessible while wearing an armor vest. The ches pockets are now slanted to make it easier to rummage in, and the thigh cargo pockets have been similarly slanted. There's also a shin pocket on the leg. They are now going to a tan, desert style combat boot. Velcro has been incorporated instead of buttons on the pockets, and also to hold the unit patches and badges.
This is the camo pattern all by itself.

Now, back in the early Eighties when the Powers that Be at the Pentagon decided to issue the BDUs, the main reason given was that they wanted to standardize the look, and creat more efficient costs, across the services. Now the Marines have re-designed their uniform, the Army has too, and the Air Force is considering adopting a blue and grey, tiger stripe camouflage (which looks really silly). While costs sky-rocket in Iraq, and we can't seem to get enough of the essentials (e.g. armor in all shapes and types) to the men and women in the field, we have spent goodness knows-how-much taxpayer dollars on redesigning, field testing, and deploying new uniforms.

Oh, and the Army uniforms look terrible.

Templars



Just a few images of my favorite Crusading militant order.

Jennifer Esposito





For former fans of Spin City (are there any?) and current fans of Related (again, are there any?) a few pics of Jennifer Esposito. And let's not forget her stunning performance in Dracula 2000.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Talk about being Lost


Blink and you might've missed it, but someone sent their computerized robot minion to post a comment here with an old article that tried to advertise her Lost discussion blog.

Now, I love Lost. I'm addicted to it. Every Wednesday my butt is firmly planted in front of the TV. It's the only current show I plan my schedule around (no, not NCIS). But I don't really want to waste much time speculating about every nuance of light and shadow, every passing reference to literature or art, or parsing out the zen wisdom of Locke.

Sure, I have some theories about those mysterious numbers (42? Has no one heard of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy? 23? Well, I could tell you, but the Illuminati haven't cleared you for that. Fnord.) But the reason I don't hang on every frame of the show is that I detect two or three red herrings for every clue. I got burned speculating endlessly about X-Files -- and was disappointed when Chris Carter's much-touted mythology just sort of died out. (If anyone can explain the cosmology of X-Files, let me know.) These writers are smart, and if you couldn't guess from the episode Orientation in which Locke's reaction to the Dharma Initiative film was the same as every Lost Fanatic's ("Well. We'll have to watch that again."); the writers are having fun with the audience.

I'm enjoying the ride. I find that I'm more interested in the mystery of the character's backstories than I am about what's going on with that crazy island. I hope we someday find out what happens if the computer isn't refreshed with the numbers, and how the Black Rock ran aground in the middle of the jungle. But I can wait. I'm patient.

NCIS

I'm turning into such an old man. I find myself tuning into NCIS every week. Maybe I shouldn't be surprised. I enjoyed Magnum PI when I was a kid (I still shock folks at the breadth of my knowledge of Magnum trivia), and yeah, I liked JAG for more than just Catherine Bell.


Anyway, I was discussing (lamenting) the change in brunettes on the show at lunch the other day. Poor Kate (played by Sasha Alexander) was shot in the head at the close of last season. This season, in a move that seems to defy logic for those of us who remember the Jonathon Pollard espionage case, the character has been replaced by a Mossad agent (played by South American actress Cote de Pablo). I know, you're curious why this move defies logic. Well, part of the Naval Criminal Investigation Service's mission is naval counterintelligence. Bringing a Mossad case officer into close, continuing access to the NCIS investigations is a little like putting the fox in the hen house.
But no matter, Cote de Pablo is kinda hot. Which is what got me in trouble at lunch. So I promised the ladies I was dining with that I would include pics of Mark Harmon when I blogged about this.

Sorry, Mr. Harmon, you're beefcake, but you're no Sasha Alexander or Cote de Pablo.

Halloweenie Costume Review

I have to report that creativity among my neighborhood kids was way down for Halloween costumes this year.

Darth Vader made a strong showing. Most were the familiar -- vaguely Freudian silhouette -- black helmet versions. One kid wore Jedi robes with burn make-up for extra points.

Batman was a close second. (I thought the movie revenues were down this summer? You wouldn't know it to see costume picks.) and several Spiderman clones. (But not one Scarlet Spider, for you clone afficionadoes.) We had a few cowboys, but my wife pointed out they were probably Woody from Toy Story. (Insert your own sophomoric joke here.) There were exactly two boy pirates, and a lonely little ninja. But at least the ninja had a great costume with twin swords. There was one confused teenager wearing basketball shorts, football shoulder pads and a baseball hat. Thankfully, we had only one group of teenagers too cool for costumes.

Hey, if you're too cool for costumes, you're too cool to beg for candy. Sorry.

Costumes for girls seemed even less varied. Four kinds: Princesses, witches, lady pirates, and babies (pajamas, pig tales, and pacifiers). My wife commented that girls who choose to dress like princesses and babies may have some psychological attachment to the notion of helplessness. She wondered about their self-image.

We dressed our little girl as a ladybug. Cute.

As for me. I wore my Punisher skull T-shirt over black jeans, combat boots, and under a black trenchcoat. My wife would've killed me but good if I wore the matching gunbelt, so I left it nealty folded on the shelf. Maybe she was right, I got compliments from a couple of adults who thought it was just a spooky shirt. The one kid who recognized me got an extra peanut butter cup.


Not me, but a reasonable facsimile...