
I'm betting that few of you are familiar with
Captain Kronos, Vampire Hunter, a Hammer Film released in 1974 starring Horst Janson and Caroline Munro as the not-seen-often-enough Carla, a gypsy girl saved by the Captain and his hunchbacked sidekick, Prof. Hieronymos Grost -- Expert on All Things Vampiric.

The plot is as thin as it gets: a mysterious, cloaked vampire-figure is sucking the life and youth out of the young girls of a 19th Century village somewhere deep in Central Europe. Fortunately, the valiant Capt. Kronos is riding to the town to visit his old army buddy, Dr. Marcus. Kronos is a fearless vampire killer, and no creature of darkness is safe from his cleansing fury.
That's it.

There's no exposition about Kronos' origins; how he got into the vampire hunting business, why he carries a Japanese samurai sword, or why all these continental Europeans all speak the Queen's English are unanswered questions. But there is no shortage of gloomy gothic atmosphere, buckles being swashed, or bodice-ripping.

My favorite scenes include: Kronos is confronted in a tavern by three bully boys in a vignette pulled from countless cliched Westerns. With lightning quick reflexes, Kronos dispatches them before they, or indeed the audience, relizes he's drawn

his katana. The only hint we have before the thugs crumble to the floor is a shot of Kronos' hand on the sword hilt, and a soft click as the sword slips back into the sheath.
The other scene is an extended torture "gag" worthy of Quentin Tarantino. Kronos is fishing for information from a vampire. One of the movie's more ingenious conceits is that different breeds of vampires must be killed with different methods -- fire, stake, hanging, etc. The relentless earnestness with which the scene is pursued usually elicts a chuckle from jaded horror movie fans.
Captain Kronos is an early attempt at mixing horror's traditional tropes with those of other genres such as action and comedy.
It largely succeeds. Released as it was in 1974, it was slightly ahead of its time, and perceived as a real oddity as horror films moved to more contemporary settings in
The Exorcist, The Omen and
The Amityville Horror. The genre mixing plays rather better today than it did back then, however it has a somewhat slower pace than modern audiences expect in either action or horror films. This lends it a fairy tale quality and it seems to unfold at a dreamlike pace.
Really geeky fans will recognize some images as reminiscent of Robert E. Howard's Solomon Kane character, a dour Puritan swordsman given to vengeful quests and battling the supernatural. Anime freaks may see parallels with the Japanese film
Vampire Hunter D. Some have even identified similarities to Wesley Snipes' first
Blade movie.

And did I mention that it features Caroline Munro?